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collage & poem on poster board
2 x 2'

august 2026

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I crashed my car today. 

It was bright outside, and I was thinking about the time I snitched on an old woman for smoking a cigarette on our airplane. 

I wonder what the FAA would do without me.

I had about 2 days of driving under my belt, and the madness had settled in for the evening. A bright red fire hydrant caught my eye as though it were a matador with a cape. 

I drove straight into it.

A retired man who was from Houston, Texas was walking by and saw everything happen. He stared for a moment and thought: "You know, I feel the same way that I did 9 years ago in July when I attended my bosses son's funeral. He fired me two weeks later. Fuck that guy". 

Bloodied up a bit, I looked around the car for a sign from God or some shit - but the only thing left on the dashboard is a snow globe that survived the automotive unrest. 

It's about 6 inches in diameter, with a tall red base and glitter flying everywhere. Its main feature is Mickey Mouse holding a revolver to his head, with gold lettering stamped : "Welcome to Orlando!"